theluckywon:

i just want a cute relationship, is that too much to ask?

Yes.

Nothing seems to be worth the effort i put into it. Absolutely nothing. I need to comes with terms the the world does this to good people.

My stomach and chest are starting to do what they do before i want to disappear forever. I hate this feeling. Its horrible.

atheist-god:

Low key, stealthy, effective. This man is a ninja atheist.

wonderful atheism

h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

  • Rebecca, age 8:

    When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

  • Terri, age 4:

    Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

  • Danny, age 7:

    Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

  • Nikka, age 6:

    If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

  • Elaine, age 5:

    Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.

  • Chris, age 7:

    Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.

  • Mary Ann, age 4:

    Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

New piece. Very Nice.

comedycentral:

Another Jon Stewart prophecy comes true. Nostradamus ain’t got nothin’ on The Daily Show.

Click the gif to watch.

reaill:

raybee:

PIKACHU, use yer bodyslam attaaackkk!!11

ko’d

reaill:

raybee:

PIKACHU, use yer bodyslam attaaackkk!!11

ko’d